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The anwser is a dude who hasn't posted anything in 5 months.

So bros, how's life been treating you lately?

For me, I've had some crazy times in the past year, and I have survived the onslaught that was thrown at me.

Now with a stable job and newfound free time I plan to venture back into the jungle of the BBS.

GOD HELP ME.

If you remember my retarded antics, welcome me back. If not, whatever.

PREPARE YOURSELF NEWGROUNDS!! THE TOUKEMAN HAS RETURNED!!

Guess what?

Your awesome.

Yes you.

You in front of the computer screen.

YOU ARE AWESOME.

Do ya feel better now?

Yes you do.

Good Job bro.

You deserve it.

Give yourself a pat on the back.

I turn 19 tomorrow.

What fun things does a 19 year old do?

Nothing.

That is all.

Been forever since I posted huh?

Not much has happened since last time.

Got a 360. I suck at MW2.

Crashed my car.

Broke my computer and fixed it

Watched Avatar, was pretty cool.

Got a job at a pizza joint.

Had a girlfriend, lost a girlfriend.

And yesterday broke my leg.

Uneventful huh?

Well a couple of hours ago I arrived at the Univeristy of Akron and am settled in nicely. College life is going to be very different than what I have been use to. I shall be going to the college's Soccer game tonight and try to fit in. Also met some nice people. My roommate is majoring in Math, so maybe math won't be too bad for me this year.

Oh and I am saving up for a TV and maybe even a 360.

Later.

This site is afraid me.

I have seen its true face.

The Portal is flooded
and the flood is full of spam
and when the day is over,
The users will cry.

The accumulated flith of all their porn
and hentai will foam from their mouths
and all the users and Tom
will look up and shout

"SAVE US"

.... and StrawberryClock will look down and whisper

"B"

Well the meet up fell apart which was disappointing. I have just about finished my summer work as a fireworks seller and I have college in 4 weeks.

Not much has happened in the past month so yea.

Oh and for you BBSers. Do you like me?

Well at 6:00 pm on May 31 I graduated for high school. Even better I recieved honors for a GPA of 3.515. Lucky me. And with a higher GPA I can now recieve a larger scholarship for school. Being out of school is beyond cool. And now I have a job at a fireworks store. Yea. Fireworks and me. Be scared.

Now to explain my latest absentance. My internet provider did something to our internet signal which put the internet on the frizz. Internet didn't work for 10 days. Bummer huh?

I still intend to go on to the meetup in the coming weeks. Should be fun.

Well thats all for now. :P

Well my grade school career ends in two weeks and I am so glad its finally over. Got accepted into Univeristy of Akron. Plan on going into Engineering as a Major. Should be a challenge for me. For my Senior Trip I'm heading off the Mytrle Beach. Sun, Sand, and Bikinis. How fun is that? Oh and because it was moved back an week so I will be attending the NG Real Silent Hill Meetup.

Well I got Senior Projects to work on so I may not be on as often as I have been.

Well today is my 18th birthday. So I can buy glue, white out, and porn. But today I have decided to just relax instead. Maybe later tonight I go out and buy shit. Got around $300 and used that money to pay off my car completely.

But soon it will be the end of my first year on Newgrounds. So today is a day of rememberance. Looking back NG has had an effect on me. I don't see the internet as a completely good thing anymore. I see it as it really is. NG is both good and evil. More good than evil though. The people on the forums are a colorful bunch from all over that I can now call my friends. I have a greater respect for musicains after hearing stuff on the audio portal. And I see that this place as a community is a nice tight-nip group and I an happy to be part of that.

Supposedly there are a lit portal and an art portal. I might upload some old superhero story I wrote up a year ago.

Until next time, Have some cake. :D